TONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT I DISCOVERED JUST HOW NOISEY MY DADS HOUSE IS.
I'VE BEEN STAYING THERE FOR JUST OVER A WEEK NOW DUE TO A DISAGREEMENT
BETWEEN MOTHER AND MYSELF. WHILST THE DISAGREEABLE HAD BECOME THE
AGREEABLE IN A MATTER OF DAYS I DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD CHANCE TO SPEND
SOME 'QUALITY TIME' WITH DAD, THE STEP-MUM & BROTHER.


AS SUSPICIOUS AS HE'D BEEN FOR THE PAST SIX MONTHS OR SO I'VE MANAGED
TO KEEP MY DIRTY HABBIT UNDER WRAPS, TONIGHT HOWEVER I FOUND MYSELF
GIVING INTO TEMPTATION AND SNEAKING OUT(VERY LOUDLY) THE SIDEDOOR FOR
A SMOKE.

I'D WANTED TO MAKE THE MOST OF THIS WEEKEND BUT DISPITE THAT I FOUND
MYSELF STANDING BORED AND HALF SOBER IN THE RYANS BEER GARDEN AT THE
RIPE OLD TIME OF 1.07AM. I LEFT MY WORK FUNCTION AT ABOUT NICE THIRTY
AND WAS COLLECTED BY BRIGGS WITH A HALF EMPTY BOTTLE OF FREE CHAMPAGNE.
PURE CLASS. WE WENT HOME TO MEET UP WITH MY TRUSTY SIDEKICKS JELLYFISH
AND BILL.

I COULDN'T EXACTLY TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NEXT THREE HOURS OR
SO BUT THEY DID INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING;
1. A DEEP AND MEANINGFULL BETWEEN MY MOTHER AND BRIGGS OVER TEA.
2. SEVRE TEXTING ON MY BEHALF AS TO THE WHEREABOUTS OF MY TWO PALS
AND WHAT WAS TAKING THEM SO LONG.
3. A BIG MAC EATEN BY MYSELF.
4. A PHONE CALL TO MOUDLY WHO WE WERE NOW APPARENTLY MEETING AT STARBAR
IF ALL WENT TO PLAN.

ALAS IT DIDN'T AND THE 5 OF US MET SLIGHTLY DOWN THE ROAD IN THE FREEZING
COLD THEN CONTINUED TO THE CESSPOOL KNOWN AS 'RYANS'. ANNOYANCE WAS
ASSURED AS THE FREE CHAMPAGNE AND BEER WERE WEARING OFF RAPIDLY AND
THERE WAS ABOUT 3 PEOPLE WE KNEW INSIDE.

AFTER A LIFT BACK TO MUMS AND A DEPRESSION SESSION WITH JELLYFISH AND THE
CHILLI PEPPERS I DECIDED TO STEAL MUMS IPOD AND MAKE THE TREK ACROSS
THE RAILROAD BACK TO DADS HOUSE. JELLYFISH HAD JUMPED SHIP DURING THE
LAST CHORUS OF 'SOUL TO SQUEEZE' AND DRIVEN HERSELF HOME REGARDLESS
OF THE FACT THE HAD BEEN DRINKING.

ITS 4.21AM AND I'M SITTING ON MY KING SINGLE BED COMPLETE WITH 'LORD OF
THE RINGS' DOONA COVER PONDERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS OF LIFE AT
THIS POINT IN TIME SUCH AS;
1. WHAT SHALL I DO TOMORROW?
2. AM I REALLY HUNGRY OR JUST BORED.

OH AND 3. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE?