Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

CHUCK: I see your wearing you beret, who are we spying on tonight?
BLAIR: Serena's shady southener..


Blair and Chuck are amazing.

Postponed.

FML couldn't even cheer my up today.

80'S LILY

New gossip girl series is starting next month.
Apart from the main characted they've pretty much stolen the remainder of the cast from 'One Tree Hill' and 'Veronica Mars'.

Sweeeet.

BLACKOUT

A visual of my last 5 minutes for anyone who cares;


Wearing:
Baggy Trackies tucked into socks.
Massive Jumper.

8.28pm.

After calling Bianca to see if her lights were also out and I wasn't in the process of being murdered, I spend the next couple of minutes rummaging frantically though the dusty cupboards of the house.It would appear that Joh(Mum) had taken all the candles/torches when she moved to moe. Finaly find a battery opperated lamp...convinient, batteries dead. House is filled with 100's of glowsticks left over from the weekend, all of which have died down to an eerie glow offering no help. Ah-ha! Finally find a candle and just as I flick the lighter in which to ignite, electricity BACK ON.


annoying.

HANG ME OUT TO DRY

'you've rung me out too too too many times...'


CBF'ed cleaning the house when I get home, but I HATE it being messy.

eek.

i've got my sorta job interview next tuesday/wednesday.

freakin' out.

(at least i have a plan B)

HOT AS CHIPS.

the saturday just gone at work

'i'm gonna get so drunk that i pass out'

although this was used as a figure of speach i found myself lying face down incapacitated in a pool of my own vomit at least and hour before midnight.

stupid passion pop.

wednesday.

ate:
eggs, tuna, wholegrain toast, champagne*.
drank:
water.

saw:
meagz, john, dad, di, jordy, phill*, bianca*, briggs*

did:
clean entire house, worked, coffee with john, hung out with meagz & phill & bianca*

spoke to on the phone:
bianca x 2, nan x2, dad, mum, phill*

watched:
menu for amelie, hottest 100 08' dvd x 3(stupid work!)

WHY DOES THE MAGIC 8 BALL ONLY ANSWER YES OR NO QUESTIONS?

SO I ASKED THE MAGIC 8 BALL MY PREVIOUS THREE QUESTIONS, TO WHICH IT REPLIED;

1. WITHOUT A DOUBT
2. OF COURSE.
3. WITHOUT A DOUBT.

FOUL.

TONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT I DISCOVERED JUST HOW NOISEY MY DADS HOUSE IS.
I'VE BEEN STAYING THERE FOR JUST OVER A WEEK NOW DUE TO A DISAGREEMENT
BETWEEN MOTHER AND MYSELF. WHILST THE DISAGREEABLE HAD BECOME THE
AGREEABLE IN A MATTER OF DAYS I DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD CHANCE TO SPEND
SOME 'QUALITY TIME' WITH DAD, THE STEP-MUM & BROTHER.


AS SUSPICIOUS AS HE'D BEEN FOR THE PAST SIX MONTHS OR SO I'VE MANAGED
TO KEEP MY DIRTY HABBIT UNDER WRAPS, TONIGHT HOWEVER I FOUND MYSELF
GIVING INTO TEMPTATION AND SNEAKING OUT(VERY LOUDLY) THE SIDEDOOR FOR
A SMOKE.

I'D WANTED TO MAKE THE MOST OF THIS WEEKEND BUT DISPITE THAT I FOUND
MYSELF STANDING BORED AND HALF SOBER IN THE RYANS BEER GARDEN AT THE
RIPE OLD TIME OF 1.07AM. I LEFT MY WORK FUNCTION AT ABOUT NICE THIRTY
AND WAS COLLECTED BY BRIGGS WITH A HALF EMPTY BOTTLE OF FREE CHAMPAGNE.
PURE CLASS. WE WENT HOME TO MEET UP WITH MY TRUSTY SIDEKICKS JELLYFISH
AND BILL.

I COULDN'T EXACTLY TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NEXT THREE HOURS OR
SO BUT THEY DID INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING;
1. A DEEP AND MEANINGFULL BETWEEN MY MOTHER AND BRIGGS OVER TEA.
2. SEVRE TEXTING ON MY BEHALF AS TO THE WHEREABOUTS OF MY TWO PALS
AND WHAT WAS TAKING THEM SO LONG.
3. A BIG MAC EATEN BY MYSELF.
4. A PHONE CALL TO MOUDLY WHO WE WERE NOW APPARENTLY MEETING AT STARBAR
IF ALL WENT TO PLAN.

ALAS IT DIDN'T AND THE 5 OF US MET SLIGHTLY DOWN THE ROAD IN THE FREEZING
COLD THEN CONTINUED TO THE CESSPOOL KNOWN AS 'RYANS'. ANNOYANCE WAS
ASSURED AS THE FREE CHAMPAGNE AND BEER WERE WEARING OFF RAPIDLY AND
THERE WAS ABOUT 3 PEOPLE WE KNEW INSIDE.

AFTER A LIFT BACK TO MUMS AND A DEPRESSION SESSION WITH JELLYFISH AND THE
CHILLI PEPPERS I DECIDED TO STEAL MUMS IPOD AND MAKE THE TREK ACROSS
THE RAILROAD BACK TO DADS HOUSE. JELLYFISH HAD JUMPED SHIP DURING THE
LAST CHORUS OF 'SOUL TO SQUEEZE' AND DRIVEN HERSELF HOME REGARDLESS
OF THE FACT THE HAD BEEN DRINKING.

ITS 4.21AM AND I'M SITTING ON MY KING SINGLE BED COMPLETE WITH 'LORD OF
THE RINGS' DOONA COVER PONDERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS OF LIFE AT
THIS POINT IN TIME SUCH AS;
1. WHAT SHALL I DO TOMORROW?
2. AM I REALLY HUNGRY OR JUST BORED.

OH AND 3. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE?

I CAN'T WRITE WORTH A DAMN ANYMORE


BUT THAT WON'T BE STOPPING ME.

jellyfish

tattoo, maybe.

INSIGHT

I'LL HAVE YOU JACKET THANKS.